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Terms of Service

Last updated: June 2026

By creating an account and using Captain Egghead, you agree to these terms. Please read them.

1. The service

Captain Egghead provides route-specific facts for commercial airline pilots to use in passenger announcements. Facts are generated with AI assistance and curated editorially. They are provided for entertainment and informational purposes only.

Facts are not verified for accuracy and should not be used as a source of truth for operational, navigational, or safety decisions. Always apply your own professional judgement.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old to use this service. By registering, you confirm this.

3. Subscription

Access to Captain Egghead requires an active paid subscription or a lifetime access grant.

  • Subscriptions are billed annually and renew automatically.
  • You may cancel at any time via your Stripe customer portal. Cancellation takes effect at the end of the current billing period — you retain access until then.
  • Prices are shown in GBP, USD, and EUR. The applicable price is determined at checkout.

4. Refunds

We offer a 14-day refund from the date of initial purchase if you are not satisfied. After 14 days, no refunds are issued for the remaining subscription period. To request a refund, email hello@captainegghead.com within 14 days of purchase.

5. Acceptable use

You may use Captain Egghead for your own personal professional use. You may not:

  • Share your account credentials with others.
  • Reproduce, resell, or distribute the facts or content from the service.
  • Use the service in any way that could harm Captain Egghead or other users.
  • Attempt to reverse engineer or scrape the service.

6. Intellectual property

All content, branding, and software within Captain Egghead is owned by the operator. You are granted a limited, non-exclusive licence to use the service for personal professional use during your subscription. This licence does not transfer ownership of any content to you.

7. Availability

We aim to keep Captain Egghead available at all times but cannot guarantee uninterrupted access. We may update, modify, or discontinue features at any time. We will give reasonable notice of any significant changes.

8. Limitation of liability

Captain Egghead is provided "as is". To the fullest extent permitted by law, we exclude all warranties, express or implied. We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential loss arising from your use of the service.

Our total liability to you in any circumstances shall not exceed the amount you paid in the 12 months preceding the claim.

9. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Any disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.

10. Changes to these terms

We may update these terms from time to time. Material changes will be notified by email with at least 14 days' notice. Continued use after that date constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

11. Contact

hello@captainegghead.com